Former White House senior advisor, professional racist, and Hungarian nationalist Sebastian Gorka, who goes by “Dr.” even though his “doctorate” might as well be from Trump University, has become one of the more infamous characters in the Trump administration.
A cartoonishly evil man who looks like a James Bond villain, Gorka has become a meme unto himself. His mysterious association with a Hungarian neo-Nazi group called the Vitezi Rend, his mustache, his license plate that says ART WAR (likely a reference to Sun Tzu’s Art of War), his head that is disproportionately large in comparison to his body… all of it combines to create an endlessly mockable caricature of modern conservatism.
That much was made clear this weekend when a profile of Sebastian Gorka was published for Recoil Magazine, which revealed that Gorka never leaves the house without a collection of tools and weapons which makes it fairly clear that Gorka considers himself a secret agent.
Social media had a field day mocking the photoshoot and the guns. Here’s a collection of the best responses:
In the Cohen Brothers movie where bumbling Flynn and son try to abduct Gulen, they call in Special Operator Gorka when things go south. https://t.co/kY3BCgc2Sb
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) November 25, 2017
Thanks to @ericswerdlin for pointing out that Gorka = McLovin. pic.twitter.com/kaP0nipmzj
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 25, 2017
Gorka's a poser
whenever I leave my freedom hole I carry:
12 handguns and pictures of me lovingly kissing each one
2 nostril cannons
1 red hot iron poker to immediately cauterize wounds
tactical shinguards
Wayne LaPierre himself pic.twitter.com/peVV28k5bf— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) November 25, 2017
I want to just take a second to talk about how paracord bracelets, as modeled by dorka, are a 100% infallibly reliable predictor of trick-ass markhood pic.twitter.com/1ZlD3TngjH
— slit-eating grin ???? (@PiffWhiffle) November 25, 2017
we know Gorka is a fake PhD and a fake nat sec analyst, so it makes sense he's also a fake special agent. https://t.co/xKf9dokH4w
— Alex Kotch (@alexkotch) November 25, 2017
Much mockery was also made about Gorka’s desire to open a “gun and cigar shop.”
being completely insane rocks pic.twitter.com/5xEx9nTN67
— Mr Psychology IQ (@ByYourLogic) November 25, 2017
Gorka cuts the ribbon with a Rambo knife and waits 6 weeks for his first customer to stumble on the store on a hike, look around and say “is this all you have here? Just cigars and guns?” And Gorka says “these are tactical guns” and the person leaves
— Bryan (@MurderBryan) November 25, 2017
The tourniquet is for when he accidentally shoots himself. https://t.co/PJ76yC9Y6L
— (((Molly Jong????Fast))) (@MollyJongFast) November 25, 2017
Gorka looks like if an Arby’s roast beef sandwich were a person. pic.twitter.com/3VUH1zEmg9
— Susie Meister (@susie_meister) November 25, 2017
Check out comedian James Adomian’s fantastic Gorka impersonation:
