The Trump Organization Just Threw A Christmas Party But There’s A Huge Problem

With many evangelicals condemning mainstream America’s “War on Christmas”, as they refer to the simple common courtesy many people grant those of other faiths by using the term “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” when offering seasonal greetings, it looks like the Christmas Nazis had better put Trump Realty in their crosshairs next.

Apparently, Donald Trump Jr. and his brother Eric failed to get the memo about the war and, perhaps unwittingly, failed to mobilize their troops.

How else can you explain this tweet yesterday from Trump Realty, the family business they are running in complete isolation from any input from their father (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)?

Perhaps this is a strategic subterfuge, calling their annual Christmas party a Holiday party to lure unsuspecting Muslims or members of Robert Mueller’s investigative team to a place that they would otherwise fear to tread.

Perhaps this is an indication that they didn’t want to offend their sister Ivanka, now that she’s switched religious affiliations after marrying an Orthodox Jew.

Or, just maybe, perhaps they realized that this phony “War on Christmas” campaign being waged on Fox News and conservative talk radio is just more stupid propaganda in the raging culture wars being stoked by their daddy, and they are making a subtle protest against his malevolent tactics.

Nah, definitely not that last one. Probably some lower level staffer screwed up, had all the invites printed with the words “Holiday Party” on them, and it was too late to get new ones printed in time, so they just had to go with it.

Daddy surely won’t be happy when he sees this, but since he’s constitutionally prohibited from discussing business with them, he’ll have to just sit there and stew over it.

Maybe while he’s creeping around in the Oval Office late at night watching Fox News and looking for a couple of Big Macs, a couple of Filet o’ Fish sandwiches, some extra large fries, and a fried apple pie for a late night Christmas Eve snack, he’ll be visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past who will show him all of the terrible things he’s done since last Christmas that Christ himself would not approve of.

If we’re lucky, the whole ordeal will raise Trump Sr.’s blood pressure to an untenable level, and everyone in the country will be able to have a truly Happy Christmas!

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Vinnie Longobardo

Vinnie Longobardo is a writer, producer, and international media executive formerly with MTV/Viacom, G4/Comcast, and Warner Bros., among others. He is a winner of the International Documentary Association Award for "Artists United Against Apartheid: The Making Of Sun City". Growing up in the Bronx, he was a high school classmate of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor. He attended Cornell University, SUNY Binghamton, and NY Institute of Technology.

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