Trump Just Tried To Sell MAGA Hat Christmas Ornaments On Amazon And It Backfired Hilariously

Sometimes the Resistance shows up in the strangest places.

Since just after Thanksgiving, a portion of the Resistance has staked out the back pages of Amazon’s Home Decor section, past the Home Decor Accents section, deep in the Ornaments area. There you’ll find that Trump, Inc. is offering, at low, low prices ranging from $59.99 to $139.95, a lovely “Trump Make America Great Again Red Cap Collectible Ornament”. 

While this is not the kind of place you’d typically go looking for the Resistance, if you look closely you’ll find them. Scroll down. Down to the customer reviews, you know, just past your recently viewed items, the things frequently bought together, the product info, and the compare to similar items sections. There! You’ve found it. The Resistance in action.

Now you would think that customer reviews of this ornament might focus on its brass construction finished with 14 karat gold or whether it fulfills its promise to “make any tree stand out”. The Resistance had other ideas for the 77% of reviews that awarded just one-star to this maligned collectible.

Here are the top reviews as ranked by Amazon:

The Resistance is too smart to just lurk amongst the lowly one star reviews. Some brave members infiltrated the upper star ratings as well. look at this four star review:


Or even this top ranked five star assessment:

Let’s all give thanks to the valorous comrades of the Resistance who ventured deep into Trump territory, braved the many ugly dangerous trolls, and planted their flag upon the most sacred site of Trumpdom, the one that makes him money. Sic semper tyrannis.

Add your name to millions demanding Congress take action on the President’s crimes. IMPEACH TRUMP & PENCE!

Vinnie Longobardo

Vinnie Longobardo is a writer, producer, and international media executive formerly with MTV/Viacom, G4/Comcast, and Warner Bros., among others. He is a winner of the International Documentary Association Award for "Artists United Against Apartheid: The Making Of Sun City". Growing up in the Bronx, he was a high school classmate of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor. He attended Cornell University, SUNY Binghamton, and NY Institute of Technology.

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