This morning, professional racist and right-wing provocateur Ann Coulter took to Twitter in order to complain about Sen. Marco Rubio’s last-minute grandstand against the Republican tax bill in order to secure the expansion of child tax credits for working families.
But her tweet may have projected a little more than she realized…
We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will die alone. Now Rubio is demanding that we also fund happy families with children who fill their days with joy.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) December 15, 2017
In Coulter’s case, there’s little question as to why she lives an empty life of quiet desperation. Her career of exploiting xenophobic idiots and appealing to people’s worst instincts by spewing outrageous lies and destructive, divisive vitriol apparently does not make for a happy home life.
Social media immediately began ruthlessly mocking the pundit, telling her that it’s just what she deserves for a lifetime of callous cruelty and racism.
Ann was desperately hoping that the tax credit for cat litter, Marlboro Reds, indifferent box-wine Chardonnay and the gnawing loneliness consuming her soul would make it into the tax bill. pic.twitter.com/VsEK9MSS4E
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) December 15, 2017
Alienating myself from all human contact through my bitter, hateful personality to own the libs.
— Matt Christman (@cushbomb) December 15, 2017
ann closes her laptop after posting another sixteen paragraph rant to r/redpill before completing her nightly ritual of licking every surface of her body to keep it from cracking off while she sleeps
— ???? Goth Ms. Krampus ???? (@spookperson) December 15, 2017
ann is single because she ate the only other of her kind the first time she had sex https://t.co/SHwmzQIJex
— ???? Goth Ms. Krampus ???? (@spookperson) December 15, 2017
Plenty of childless people die surrounded by loved ones.
Plenty of parents die alone.
It’s not about being single or having children.Being angry, bitter, spreading venom, and behaving like an all-around poisonous jerk, is the problem.
You reap what you sow. https://t.co/oms6c1PSnk— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) December 15, 2017
we singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will die alone pic.twitter.com/qV3BH4whjQ
— Georgia Marxist ????☭ (@madsamarxist) December 15, 2017
me, if this was anyone besides Ann Coulter: girl, sounds like you need a ladies' wine night
me, when it is Ann Coulter: wine is perfect and you deserve none of it pic.twitter.com/1R3ZzHsZEg— Natalie Shure (@nataliesurely) December 15, 2017
Carrie Sadshaw over here https://t.co/iKqcLnwEC5
— Ira Madison III (@ira) December 15, 2017
i couldn't help but wonder…. did i only oppose sanctuary cities because this city… was MY sanctuary? https://t.co/WiYq1dyWpl
— slackbot (@pareene) December 15, 2017
